Teflon tape

Plumber's tape. Used for water-proofing threads.

"Bob, after you pull up my pants, hand me that Teflon tape"

by idk_no_dave May 10, 2016

green tape

Like red tape, but specifically pertaining to environmental regulations (hence green) that would prevent construction projects or any other initiative.

The Prime Minister says an agreement to streamline "green tape" around state and federal approvals for major projects will not come at the expense of the environment.

by anonymous September 22, 2022

Duct Tape

The most powerful thing in the universe. Also the Mythbuster's material of choice.

There's a tear in reality?!? Duct tape.

by Brewsterion April 29, 2017

Tapes

Adjective: extremely bad; completely worthless or hopelessly ineffective

1) I went to the new Bond movie, No Time To Die,with my girlfriend but left halfway through as it was tapes
2) "How was your KFC?"
"Well, the chicken was good but the potato and gravy was taaaapes"

by Toonkiwi November 11, 2021

tape man

A man with tape on himself. He needs to be a chode.

That is a tape man.

by Reynn tanaka August 31, 2017

Faggot tape

High durable tape design to provide protection from queers

Always apple faggot tape when entering a Gay Bar , Faggot tape Provides protection from queers and minimises riding

by soulwreaver July 9, 2023

Tapes

An adjective for a man that gets lots of chicks. Derives from a man with such a large penis that he has to tape it to his leg before he goes out.

Guy 1: Todd is going home with another 10! That's the 5th one this week!
Guy 2: That guy tapes man.

by gogojuke June 18, 2017