When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup
(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf
by Massive corey October 7, 2020
Get the Can of soupmug. IPA: kan gab
1. n. Conversation (not always with a stranger) between stalls in a public toilet.
2. v. (plural) To converse while high on drugs in a bathroom.
3. n. Trivial communication (usu. speech), oft. self-rectifying; (adj.) absurd and/or off topic.
1. n. Conversation (not always with a stranger) between stalls in a public toilet.
2. v. (plural) To converse while high on drugs in a bathroom.
3. n. Trivial communication (usu. speech), oft. self-rectifying; (adj.) absurd and/or off topic.
1. Listen, jim, I overheard some wicked can gab back there, I think the shit is about to hit the fan!
2. I thought it was just idle can-gab, but then the toilet exploded.
3. I been waitin' for the bathroom for like ten minutes! I'm about to pee myself and all I can hear is those two can-gabbing and giggling like school girls!
4. When they started talking about Luminous Bodies, the crowd thought it was so deep, but it was absolute can-gab.
5. I know it's a seminar, but his question was just so...I don't know...can-gab.
2. I thought it was just idle can-gab, but then the toilet exploded.
3. I been waitin' for the bathroom for like ten minutes! I'm about to pee myself and all I can hear is those two can-gabbing and giggling like school girls!
4. When they started talking about Luminous Bodies, the crowd thought it was so deep, but it was absolute can-gab.
5. I know it's a seminar, but his question was just so...I don't know...can-gab.
by Zero & Lefty February 25, 2011
Get the can-gabmug. When someone has a raunchy ass fart (preferably warm and must be odor filled), cups their hand over their ass, and catchs this bundle of joy. Your next move takes precise timing as you only have seconds to deliver this devastating smell by cupping your hand over the victims nose and/or mouth while stating "Can of Poop!"
by RedDragonBucket May 22, 2011
Get the Can of Poopmug. by coolio16 November 5, 2018
Get the aids in a canmug. by Trumphater— September 22, 2019
Get the Canned coochiemug. an excessively powerful gun that has no real hunting purpose is often justified by being called a can shooter.
"what in the world are you gonna use that m-4 with a hundred round drum for?"
"well it's a can shooter obviously!!"
"wtf?"
"Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto ri-cans!!"
"stupid racist mall ninja"
"well it's a can shooter obviously!!"
"wtf?"
"Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto ri-cans!!"
"stupid racist mall ninja"
by g3 4 me May 8, 2010
Get the can shootermug. Another way of saying anal sex, which pretty much involves a penis of some sort thrust into an asshole of any kind. Plain and simple, the meat log in the balloon knot!!!
Yo yo yo, I know diz skeezy bitch ass ho dat likes sausage in the can, you know whut I'm sayin'???? Whut do you mean did duh skeezer scream, NIGGA PLEASE!!!
by JASON C-10-K September 13, 2008
Get the SAUSAGE IN THE CANmug.