not funny didn't laugh

Not funny, didn't laugh. Used when you see or hear an unfunny or cringe meme/joke.

Gluten: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Oatmeal: why?
Gluten: To get to the other side!
Oatmeal: Not funny didn't laugh

by Nocturnal_Emissions June 2, 2019

Not a P

The term "not a P" is a quicker way of saying "not a problem".

"is that going to be ok with you?" "yer yer, not a p"
"Can you have that report done by 4.30?" "not a p"

by Greg Howard December 19, 2006

do not drunk dial list

similiar to the do not call list, the do not drunk list is a list that one makes on thier personal phone. it can be stored or just committed into memory.

This list is people who you have said that you will not call when you are drinking. adversly, the same list includes the same people that you will not answer phone calls feom when you have been drinking.

This list most commonly includes:
parents
partner or ex's

Paroll officers
that sketchball who always calls you to see where the good parties are

1: hey joe, i think ur phone is ringing.

2: yup it is, but its my ex.

1: so? arent u gonna answer it?

2: nope, shes on the do not drunk dial list.
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1: i think im gonna call stacey.

2: u really shouldnt, you said no matter what, you were gonna put her on youre do not drunk dial list.

1: good call, take my phone for me bro.

by fatguylittlecoat October 24, 2009

Not yung

Used almost the same as "I ain't goin." Means you will not do something and there's no way you will let anyone talk you into or make you do it.

Alex -" Hey chug those 3 four lokos!"
Patch - "Not yung"

by Yung Patch May 1, 2014

is not my style

Something you don't want to admit that you like

*staff gives Kris chicken*
Kris: "chicken is not my style"
*a few moments later*
*Kris starts eating the chicken*

by Yehetsehun April 26, 2016

Not seeing tits

The #1 leading cause for testicular explosion in the US, Canada, Puerto Rico, Kyrgyzstan, Chad, and the volcanic moon of Io

it's a real thing, s******a. Trust me I'm a doctor. Show me ur tits my balls are literally going to explode from Not seeing tits, specifically your tits, s******a

by realdoctor1234 September 8, 2019

DJ Not Nice

Famous Chinese rapper known for songs like “Ching Chang Chong” and “Ima Korean”. He became famous by playing his song outside dry cleaning stores and for doing collabs with other rappers such as Rucka Rucka Ali and Kim Jong Un.

“DJ Not Nice is best rapper in arr of da China.”

by RuckasGayLover January 5, 2022