Nonce

A British slang for a pedophile

''I'm a nonce deji''

by J(a)ke Paul November 30, 2019

Nonce

Someone whos stepdad is a priest and they also have curly hair

Your a right nonce

by ADAMMETCALFE123 March 17, 2018

Nonce

Brandon

nonce is brandon

by No Wayyyyy March 28, 2022

nonce

polar

guy 1: whats a nonce
guy 2: bro did you not know? polar is a nonce

by gundhams balls January 29, 2021

Nonce

British slang for Yvo, a man who sleeps through the whole day, never answers his phone, stalks users on the popular app TikTok and generally nonces around the place. Big nonce

Oi I've been ringing you since 8pm!

Sorry I've been sleeping because of all the TikTok I've been watching

You fucking nonce

by Famalamalamalamalamadingdong May 26, 2020

nonce

Somebody who is known for sexually harassing or molesting children

Are you talking about Jacob? He’s a right nonce!

by anonymous September 1, 2025

Dog Nonce

An individual who interferes with dogs and/or finds them sexually attractive

Be careful of that Richard, he’s a dog nonce

by Capybatman January 25, 2020