Fap battle

A competition time see how can go the longest with sex of any kind

Jon challenge d Jason to fap battle that was in 2016 some say if thus continues it will destroy the world

by French intesifies August 22, 2018

Battle of the Parkers

The Battle of Parkers happened yesterday kinda sucked. Middle name Parker easily one though.

The Battle of the Parkers kinda sucks huh.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 3, 2023

battle cats

a somewhat p2w but still free2play game that is loved by millions. It involves a gacha mechanic but holy fucking shit they give out so much catfood that the devs might as well be handing out over 20$ each month to different people.

Yo, wanna play some battle cats?
hell yeah i just got tyrant cat, it's already beaten the universe three times over!
:-:

by a_random_idot September 18, 2022

Battle Red

A term used to describe a person or situation who is exceptionally intense or on their game. A sub-category of the larger rating system including "Power Blue" and "Skin Colored Headband."

Mark got all his work done today, boned this chick, and saved a kitten. He is having a battle red day.

by Fortress May 7, 2009

cursor battle

When you see a friend's (or enemy's) cursor in a Google document and start virtually battling with it. Who ever leaves the document first wins.

"Dude, get your cursor outta here unless you want to start a cursor battle!"

by JC_Cali November 23, 2013

hand battling

Fist-fighting

One time I was hand battling my mom and my arms turned to butter.

by Piranha with Braces October 21, 2015

Lose the battle

When you have to take a shit really bad but nowhere near a toilet so you have to focus on not shitting yourself

Yo bro you good? Nah man if I don’t get home quick enough ima lose the battle

by Atwerkingfetus September 9, 2022