naked dance break

Similar to dancerbate, a naked dance break is about self-gratification and should be experienced alone. The theory behind a naked dance break is to dance wildly in the nude without thought to aesthetics for as long as it takes to make one feel better. Bed-jumping is recommended. Some examples of good songs to dance naked to:

It's My Life-- Bon Jovi
Footloose-- Kenny Loggins
The Happy Birthday Song-- The Beatles
Jesse's Girl-- Rick Springfield
Hit Me With Your Best Shot-- Pat Benatar
The Tide Is High-- Blondie
I'm A Bitch-- Alanis Morissette
I Want You To Want Me-- Letters 2 Cleo
Cruel To Be Kind-- Letters 2 Cleo

God, I had such a long day. I'm going to go take a quick naked dance break, and then I'll help you move the couch.

by Xnguela November 12, 2007

Naked Woman

1.The objects of fucking.
2.Things that men like to use for pleasure.

Bob likes naked womean because of their boobs.
Iglooman likes naked woman because they have vaginas and are easily used.
George Bush likes naked woman because he doesn't have any.

by screwu October 20, 2007

naked otter

An insufficient sized dick, mostly reffered to the gays 👏, but can be used to talk about any lil dick ass nigga

Amanda: Did you know Jeff had a naked otter
Chloe: Yeah duh he's gay asf

Amanda:But he fucked Alise last year

Chloe: Shit then he just got a lil ass dick

by Anastasia idcidcidc April 16, 2017

gonna have you naked by the end of this song

Final words utterred prior to revealing Janet Jackson's naked breast.

"Gonna Have you Naked By The End of This Song!"...Shhhhrrrripppp!!! Boobage!

by Burrow Owl February 2, 2004

nakama

Nakama means best friend, or something to that extent.

"Nami is my nakama!" quoth Luffy.

by Alexi July 15, 2004

The Naked Man

A technique by men used to get lain. The man who is invited over to a woman's place makes an excuse to come over and when the woman is not around, he gets naked while he waits for her return. On her return, they both laugh, and the element of surprise gets him laid. Very risky, with a potentially big payoff.

(As seen on How I Met Your Mother)

I used the naked man last night. She had no idea it was coming, but it worked.

by Phatern1 December 15, 2008

naked chicken skating

exactly what it says, only known to fans of UK show Bo Selecta, shamone

by Anonymous August 30, 2003