Ego Helium

Things you say to other people for the sole purpose of inflating your own ego

Someone: I'm a Grade-A champion chef.
Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium

by De Lumpdumper April 05, 2018

Ego Page

A webpage describing yourself, or some online persona.

"Heya!"
"Hi, who are you?"
"My ego page: http://example.org/ego.html"

by Bluebie December 07, 2008

ego-testical

your ego is so high that the people around you feel that you are trying to pull a Bannon - I E suck your own cock if possible while at the same time of boasting of your own accomplishment..."that person is so ego-testical"

This guy at the Office he keeps being ego-testical by trying to tell us of how he is the best at everything. If possible he would pull a bannon every second of every day and whip it out in front of everyoe to see. What a shameless bastard.

by shim1 September 26, 2017

Ego-testical

A person who believes they have really big testicles but they don't

Hey man I've got some huuuuge balls
LET ME SEE!! Hey no you don't you're so ego-testical

by AngusJ6 November 21, 2016

ego robertson

Someone who is such a good athlete, they must be on PED’s.

Grant runs in another touchdown. He definitely is this team’s ego robertson today.

by Johnny Mildsauce October 01, 2020

BRAID EGO

When you get your hair done (cornrows, double barrel twist, butterfly locs etc.) and they’re done well, you’ll probably experience BRAID EGO

Life revolves around you for however long the freshness of your braids last.

frank just got his new twists done,

He’s going to have ridiculous braid ego. His hair looks incredible

by Pastor green leaf II February 09, 2024

ego feeding

Anything that’s raises your ego.

That song Off the Lot by Thouxanbanfauni is ego feeding.

by Sorainbowgoth December 22, 2021