Expletive; usually used to express extreme dismay or anger in a situation deemed as very surreal or upsetting. It is appropriate in instances where one can do very little to improve upon a terrible situation, and therefore can only find recourse in swearing and/or expression of rage. "Cunt" may be substituted for "bitch" if an even stronger pejorative is desired; adjectives can be added on to "ass" and "bitch" if further appropriation is necessary.
Listen, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I told her about your relationship with Lizzy and I doubt that she will ever get over it." "Thanks for screwing up my life, asshole! Fuck my ass and call me a bitch, huh!?
by Lax1334 November 23, 2011
Get the fuck my ass and call me a bitchmug. A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
by DrSamba December 15, 2008
Get the eat cheese and crawl up my assmug. I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.
by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008
Get the Half my ass and both my ballsmug. Bob: "Oh my look at his dick, I need it in my add now ohhhh". Austin: ME TOO!!!! Both: I NEED DICK IN MY ASS NOW.
by aaaa@aaaa January 25, 2019
Get the I need dick in my ass nowmug. The phrase "pinch my ass and call me charlie"is a commonly used sentence in place of "oh my god".Though not universally known,it has been around for decades and still used by the young and old alike.
by Bleicha January 31, 2008
Get the Pinch My Ass and Call Me Charliemug. The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up
tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!
by mydickisafootlong June 26, 2008
Get the tell me how my ass tastesmug. by Your dad is gone lol December 20, 2021
Get the 6 Big black dudes in my assmug.