ride my ass 

Following someone to close behind in another car as if they are touching the bumper.

I was so upset at the other driver behind me. I stopped my car and asked why they had to ride my ass for the past mile. I thought they were going to hit my bumper if I slammed my brakes.

ride my ass by Purdue Alumni December 7, 2017

Eat my Ass like dinner 

When someone violently eat Ass that so bad it is gone like a stoner when it as taco bell.

You eat my Ass like dinner you hoe.

Eat my Ass like dinner by dfihg;tr September 18, 2018

sip my ass

This is what you say to people you don't like. As in you make a youtube video with your trash samsung talking about other people! And you say "sip my ass." You pretent to be a first grader and say that you dont want to go to their birthday. Also you make up story's that you broke up with your 4th grade boyfriend

"sip my ass"

sip my ass by whore lol June 21, 2019

crack my ass 

another saying for suck my ass when joking around

susan : you suck!
karen : crack my ass susan!! >;(

crack my ass by ticklemybutthoe September 5, 2019

blowing air up my ass 

Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.

"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."

blowing air up my ass by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014

Eat My Ass 

The definition is almost like that of owned and/or pwned, but its a little more vulgar and used by those ages 12 or up, normally a Counter Strike: Source term.

Carl: Wow i gotta head shot! Eat My Ass (you can also use E.M.A. here if u don't want to type it out)
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!

Eat My Ass by steve2193 April 22, 2009

eat my ass o’clock

when it’s time for someone to eat my ass

oh look it’s eat my ass o’clock

eat my ass o’clock by Angelcormier March 9, 2019