MY sister

A obnoxious piece of shit who loves screaming her head off and stealing your mans

MY sister just stole my boyfriend

by phlaty patty May 11, 2019

My brother in Christ

what you call someone before you call them out on their problems/hypocrisy

My mom: I don't like all the cleavage you have.

Me: My brother in Christ, you gave it to me.

by consumerstellular June 11, 2022

my will to live

something that is non existent

Where did my will to live go?

by Not.Dan.The.Meme.Man April 21, 2018

my boo

Your boyfriend/girlfriend.

"Dat's my boo your messin' wit!"

by Madtoys101 December 4, 2005

My brother in Christ

Used to replace jokes containing the N-word

Dudes be like “Subway Sucks”
My brother in Christ you made the sandwich

by YouGotCoconutMalled April 14, 2022

My Person

Someone who is not necisarrily your boyfriend or girlfriend but is still your favorite person in the whole world. You would do anything for this person and want to be with them all the time.

"I love you Sandra. You're my person"

by Redheadalphaxi December 27, 2014

my mate dave

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

by Slackjawjohn March 4, 2007