muddy waffle

The act of defecating on a partner's chest, then slapping the pile with a tennis racket to give the appearance of a waffle made of mud.

"So, Joe how was your weekend?"

"Oh, it was awesome, I paid a hooker to leave a wicked muddy waffle on my chest!"

by lovedumpling666 November 19, 2013

murder boner

Etymology of the word Murderboner: The name dates back to circa 800 AD when hoards of Vikings pillaged new lands. Observers of Viking raids told huge erections achieved by the warriors after killing a victim.

Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.

As he pulls out... he looks down and sees blood, SHIT Murder boner.

by Tonto_89 September 18, 2016

Muddy boots

When you shit on your feet and then give your partner a foot job

Last night Jessica gave me her muddy boots

by TheMuddyBoot January 28, 2021

Muddy Buddy

A casual sex partner with whom you only have anal sex.

No, man, we don't do it in the vag, she's just my Muddy Buddy.

by Noah-V May 2, 2009

Murdered the beat

To perform excellent in rap or (black people music) track. To invoke such a feeling of euphoria in the listener that they feel like they have died and gone to heaven.

Meek: How do you think I did on the track, Nicki?
Nicki: Oh boy you murdered the beat!

by StankDickDad August 6, 2015

getting away with murder

To Get Away With Something And Not Care

"papa roach also sang a song called GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER"

no mate im getting away with murder in that place

by Daveish September 18, 2006

murder inc

Murder inc stands for "Murder in nannys crib" the group are named this becuase the
little 5 inch leader named Ja Rule killed a bug in his nans house an he got claimed a murder. He also has a fat friend called irv gotti or some think hes a retard "Irv you fat cup cake eatin mother fucker" so fifty called him im a 100% behind him.

Murder Inc are shizer

by Hall -E- January 6, 2005