murderboner

On a male, the physical effect of being aroused at the thought of extinguishing a human life.

An old lady crossed the street in front of my car and I got a murderboner at the thought of flooring it.

by Danny Valentine December 12, 2010

murder boner

n.; An erection aroused by violence

Clubbing baby seals gives me such a murder boner!

by D. Pratt November 15, 2006

murder boner

Etymology of the word Murderboner: The name dates back to circa 800 AD when hoards of Vikings pillaged new lands. Observers of Viking raids told huge erections achieved by the warriors after killing a victim.

Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.

As he pulls out... he looks down and sees blood, SHIT Murder boner.

by Tonto_89 September 18, 2016

Murderbone

When you intend to murder someone, but end up boning them instead.

(Inspired by events from the end of Dexter S07E06)

"Wow, I can't believe Dexter just murderboned Hanna."

"Yeah, that's a classic murderbone."

by DoktorZaius November 5, 2012

murder-boner

When you're jonesing to see a gruesome death on film, you can be said to have a murder-boner.

"What do you wanna watch? I have such a murder-boner."
"Silence of the Lambs always cures my murder-boner."

by Seeing Double November 10, 2013

Murderiondronesiation

when you and your home boys go and hang out in the same place and go on www.youtube.com and look up the hit indie animation series “Murder Drones” - By Glitch Productions. Then you all pull down your pants, one of your home boys get out an alphabet rug. Then locate the letters on the rug: “N” and “J”. After seeing said letters, your home boys will think of the shows characters sharing the same letters as their names. Making your home boys get horny and then you all oil up and hold one hand with the other home boy with the other hand on your penis. Then you all scream “i’m murdering it!!”. Then you all ejaculate on the “N” and “J” on the rug, then who ever came first has to get in all fours and slowly lick it on the rug.

“Yo get ready for the Murderiondronesiation on Thursday”

by Uncle Gumbo June 28, 2025