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muffles

the monatary unit used at waffle house.
Dude, im outta muffles and i just ordered like 50 waffles!
by chaosdude52 November 25, 2011
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muff muffler

an asshole that for some reason finds it necessary to prevent you from getting any cheeks.
yo dog i was tryin to have some butt sex wit dat mexican bitch yesterday at the party, but some muff muffler came out of nowhere and fucked that up. SO THEN I KILLED HIM
by tyriqfromthestreet November 12, 2009
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Chino Muffler

It is a sex act where one person put chocolate milk in there mouth and then through a straw blows the chocolate milk into the other persons butt then blows bubbles releases the straw and the chocolate milk goes all over their face!
It was so hot last night my boy friend and I did the chino muffler...still trying to get the chocolate milk out of my hair!
by Angry! July 26, 2010
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moffle

Moffling is the act of smelling a pair of underwear, only to find out that they have been used and therefore smell terrible. One who dives into his/her own underwear and discovers this smell is said to have been moffled.
Chuck: Oh god, those undies were like a week old.
Brad: Dude you totally moffled yourself.

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Pam: Are these undies good?
Rodney: Give 'em a sniff. Don't moffle yourself!
by Fildo April 29, 2008
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dunder mufflin

to use an oragami paper dick on someone
Guy 1: hey i saw mitch yesterday
Guy 2: o, you mean michelle?
Guy 1:yea...she wanted me to fuck her, but when i went down on her i saw a lot of zits n shit...mighta had herpes
Guy 2: so whatd u do? u couldnt of hit it?!?!
Guy 1: no i didnt....i dunder mufflined that slut!!
Guy 2: nice....
by pooponanigguh October 17, 2007
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mufflerman

A filthy man who puts mufflers on cars.
John's the mufflerman
by Turbotom March 25, 2003
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Mufflebush

When you're going down on a girl an you put a condom on, while still eating her out, without her knowing she's about to get your dick and then you ambush her muffle (stick it in)
Bro I mufflebushed this girl lastnight she had no idea it was coming

"Bro was it awkward when you were putting on the condom"
"Nah bro i never waste time like that, gotta learn to multitask, I mufflebushed her, she had no idea it was coming"
by J-baker June 14, 2016
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