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Monica

Monica is the type of girl to turn on her best friends. Monica is super fake and likes all her friends boyfriends. Monica is a hoe. There are good parts about Monica too though, for example she has the best perfumes to cover up her fish stink. Monica is very loveable but her true intentions will have you fuming.
“There goes Monica, hoeing around again”
by dat-bitch September 25, 2019
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Monica is the fakest BITCH in the world. She lies constantly and wants attention. Monica need you to do something for her but but she gives nothing in Return. Neither does she say thank you.
Monica you fake As fuck
by Salice De la cruz January 19, 2019
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Monica

“ yellowest bitch of all Mexico. Personality: nonexistent. Lived in Mexico with two Mexican parents yet whiter then all of Europe combined. Claims to be Latina yet knows no Spanish or culture. A true disappointment
“Who’s that girl wearing all black
That’s Monica the yellowist bitch of all Mexico”

“Hey Monica”
“Hey” *stares at phone for 24 hrs straight*

“I heard Tripat’s hair started another wildfire
“Uh bitch what” *stares at phones for another 15 Hrs*
by Fucking kween September 22, 2018
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monica

shes flat ass fuck she doent have no boobs or ass shes a shit talker all of her freinds are fake her bestfriend is fake on her shes hella skinny ass fuck she looks like a stick all the boys make fun of her because shes ugly and have nothing at the top or bottom her family is a piece of shit she hits her mom and her mom is nice she has nigga lips because she has braces and shes a toothface she loves talking shit about people but why dosent she talk shit about her self becauses shes have nothing she judges people about their clothes or where do they go shopping
dont hangout with monica shes a bitch and a hoe and a golddigger shes a slutyy hoe
by bella ramizars October 5, 2018
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Last of the mohican

The act of defecating on someone's forehead then using the a phallic object to paint war paint on thier face using the excreted feces.
... so for my finishing move on her I pulled out the last of the mohican!
by Necro S May 10, 2005
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Monica

(Mawn-niggä) Monica is a deragatory name for a very hairy individual. Monica’s tend to avoid shaving because there doesn’t seem to be a razor that can cut through the amazon jungle. If you have been called a Monica, you may have a military background, not sure though. The word “Monica” is latin for, saints fan. Hopefully nobody has been called this as it might bring shame upon your dojo.
Tuck are we awake?

Who’s ready for some polynomials?

Ok class, Tuck put the phone up...

Monica
by Mike Hawk (Tonys Brother) April 3, 2019
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What’s up Monica

Hey Monica

Your Monica?
by Kill us all 1abc3 August 7, 2019
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