molesterbate

To give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a sexual intent

Ria molesterbated Tj when he took his pants off

Tj molesterbated that hot girl in the movie theatre

by Ria March 12, 2005

Charles The Child Molester

A high school graduate that was molested. Now he molests other at the age of 35. (WARNING, AVOID HIM AT ALL COST)
Signs charles is in the neighbourhood:
Big white Van
Big white tent
Candy Wrappers on the floor with white dust in them
Big White Food Truck
children disappearing at a alarming rate
when children come back they play "strange" games (sex)

CHARLES THE CHILD MOLESTER IS COMING TO GET YOU CHILDREN! RUUUUUUUUUUN

by Mr. Gary Trollmer February 17, 2013

modesty

The act of lying about your feats and traits in an attempt to fool others into thinking you are capable of more.

I see through your modesty, you lousy piece of shit.

by rippykins March 18, 2011

Textually Molest

*not to be confused with the term sexually molest.

it's a phrase i started saying to most of the female people online (mainly the ones i talk to alot) to let them know i was going to message them. it can be used in the good way or bad way.

good way: "hey, you mind if i textually molest you for a minute?"

bad way: "you look good there. i'm going to have to textually molest you ;)"

by Jimmy Dallas July 12, 2006

modest

not inclined to engage in sexual acts
prude

Since Mary didn't give me any, I am labelling her modest.

by william joseph hemmington December 21, 2004

child molester

2. (n.) a plain white, pocketless t-shirt, sometimes clean but most of the time stained by mustard, katsup or other condiments, worn by child molesters around the world. possibly realted to the wife beater, the child molester is also worn by all races and sizes of men.

"Thier whole crew was sportin child molesters...must be a gang thing."

by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 24, 2005

Molestache

The type of mustache that someone who is molesty would wear.
The mustache of a molester.
The bigger and dirtier the molestache, the more molesty the molester will be.

"Check out that guy's molestache...he's so molesty!"
"Man...don't go around that guy, his molestache is a dead give away of future molestation."

by Lize87 July 31, 2007