Master Chief

A Kick-Ass marine from the future. He's so bad-ass that he killed whole fucking race of aliens and then went home to nail his artifical bitch. He's so bad-ass that when he takes off his Helmet it's Chuck Norris. Nuf Said.

"Master Chief'll fuck a nigga up"

by Duh Boi February 19, 2009

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton)

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).

I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008

masterbation

A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.

"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.

by The Observer May 6, 2003

Master splinter

A person who looks like a rat, but with the training of the Karate. So in essence Master Splinter is just a Ninja Rat Boy

Ahh! Master Splinter you have honoured us with your presence.

by Maverick October 13, 2003

Cock-Master Flex

The name for someone with an abnormally long penis i.e. hung like a horse

dude, george is a fucking cock-master flex....

by ... May 17, 2003

Dungeon Master

A term used in BDSM for a singular male or female who rules over a group of at least three other individuals at the same time. The persons role is similar to that of a dominatrix but with multiple subjects or "Dungeonee's"

"Hey man, you wanna hang out tonight?"
"No way, if i skip out on my dungeon master again she'll pour wax into my ass."
"eew...."

"Did you catch the game last night?"
"nah bro-man, i was to busy being a dungeon master"

by MrAmazing64 September 3, 2011

Master of Puppets

Probably the greatest Metallica, if not greatest metal album, ever released. With awesome songs such as Master of Puppets (the best of all), Welcome Home (Sanitarium), Disposable Heroes, and Damage Inc, this ablum does not fail. Metallica's...no, METAL's landmark.

Retard: liek omg, korn is soooo hevy
Guy: No, Metallica is the real deal. Listen to Master of Puppets.
Retard: liek omg ther gay the sold out lol noob
Guy: Dumbass

by Bashe April 30, 2006