When a shit, monday of college looks certain, get a couple of pals together, head down the ol' off license, and get yourself a shit load of Desperado's, along with a bottle of Vodka, and get Shit Faced.....
Ross: Dont get all "Moaty" on me, get your ass down the ol' Off license, Time for 'Piss Up Monday'.
The Lads: On it!!!
Micheal: Ok, But dont tell my mum, Only allowed three beers a week'.
Jamie: Lets go get some BRAIN!!
The Lads: On it!!!
Micheal: Ok, But dont tell my mum, Only allowed three beers a week'.
Jamie: Lets go get some BRAIN!!
by The Barnfield Boyz. January 24, 2011
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The Day after easter when everyone who has given up sex or jacken it for lent gives into their carnal urges and has a lot of fun all by themselves
DudeBro 1 "Dude..Bro why weren't you at work Monday."
DudeBro 2 "Dude it was Cum Monday, I was reintroducing my right hand.... to myself"
DudeBro 1 "WEEEERD Brah I forgot about Cum Monday"
DudeBro 2 "Better get to work we only have 15 minutes left on our lunch break."
DudeBro 2 "Dude it was Cum Monday, I was reintroducing my right hand.... to myself"
DudeBro 1 "WEEEERD Brah I forgot about Cum Monday"
DudeBro 2 "Better get to work we only have 15 minutes left on our lunch break."
by Sean Bradley June 30, 2007
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by Lucas Done June 28, 2009
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Racist: Look at those lazy mondays.
Guy: What?
Racist: Those fuckin mondays over there.
Guy: Wtf is a monday?
Racist: A nigger.
Guy: Why do you call them mondays?
Racist: Cause everyone hates mondays...
Guy: What?
Racist: Those fuckin mondays over there.
Guy: Wtf is a monday?
Racist: A nigger.
Guy: Why do you call them mondays?
Racist: Cause everyone hates mondays...
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Holy shit this bar is filled with Monday's!! Let's get the fuck out of here.
Park City,UT has got to have the least amount Monday's per square mile
Park City,UT has got to have the least amount Monday's per square mile
by Mr. Richard Smoker March 24, 2008
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