Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan

The hottest bitches you’ll ever see. They are so sexy, flawless, banging, amazing, adorable, precious, gorgeous, and humble. They are also the funniest people you’ll ever meet and are very creative. They have tight pussies and know how to use em 😉 in conclusion they are the most perfect people in the world and when they die they should be donated to science so biologist know what a perfect person (and perfect pair of tits) looks like. Emphasis on perfect tits

Chad: “Holy shit. Those girls are almost Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan”
Terrance: “yeah but bro no one could ever be them bc they are literally so perfect”
Chad: “yeah bro you’re right, man what I would do to bang them”

by ChadandTerrance October 10, 2023

Ms. Mitchell

Really stupid math teacher who was fired.

Ms. Mitchell is really dumb.

by Charlie Giaquinto June 25, 2019

Mitchell

Mitchell is a good guy, kind and generous. Often wears shorts, even in winter. Mitchell is also a unit when measuring the combined pressure and gas volume of a fart.

* giant fart *

Guy 1 “damn, was that a fart”

Guy 2 “sure was, 28 Mitchell’s as well”

Guy 1 “nice”

by Hellrow November 21, 2019

Mitchem

Usually meant for rednecks who drive piece of shit cars.

EXAMPLE 1:Hey guys, did you see that Mitchem?
The one in the woods?
Yeah, the one with a possum in his ass!

EXAMPLE 2:
Is that a fucking El Camino?
Yeah, Mitchem was driving it.
What a piece of shit.

by TroyJinkins December 11, 2006

Mitchell

A small dick fat fuck, he loves to suck mens dick in return for money. Portadown hit him hard

You are a Mitchell

by Dicmboymanfartgayshit June 7, 2018

Mitchell

Mitchell is the whitest person ever. Stays inside beating his meat because he’s a virgin. His mom is one of the biggest milfs ever.

Have you guys hear of Mitchell?
His moms a milf

by DennisDiaz December 19, 2018

mitchell

can also be refereed to as "Bitchell" or "bitch" instead of "mitch"

mitchell aka bitchell can be a self obsessed homo

by dudememes February 6, 2020