MITch(es)

Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are undeniably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.

Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Luke: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Holly: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

Karen: I'll be fine as long as my MITch(es) love me!

by eniwaffles April 30, 2014

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Mitch

A bowel movement of the greatest magnitude;
The biggest, sloppiest, wet shit.

“Fuck that Indian food, I gotta to take a Mitch!”

by HunnitJEEZUSH August 4, 2018

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Mitch

Mitch is daddy and I will just leave it at that😳😳

Omg did you see Mitch in them shirts🥵🥵

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Mitched

Mitched; to surpass being high, stoned, blitzed or fried.

Jenna: I smoked so much marijuana last night... I was Mitched out of my mind. You should have been there.

Mia: You must have been really Mitched. I was there with you.

by Mitched April 23, 2017

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