Hillbilly Fleshlight

Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.

There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!

by Meato December 18, 2023

hillbillyarious

When something is so damm funny even a hillbilly could laugh at it.

Hey Cleatus, did you see that guy fall over? It was Hillbillyarious.

by Hardy man December 25, 2023

Hillbilly Hand Pie

When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.

Last night Eddie and I snuck away at the family reunion and he gave me a hillbilly hand pie.

by Cjmaero March 24, 2024

Hillbilly Turntable

Hillbilly turntable: it’s a carnival game, where you put three guys back to back to back inside of barrel, and hang their penises out of three pre-drilled holes. You paint the penises three different colors and choose which coloured penis you want to point at the prize wall where all the prizes hang. You grab a hold of the first penis spin the barrel on a turntable grab a hold of the second penis, give it another spin, grab the third penis and give it an even harder spin, and then when the barrel finally comes to a stop you have to hope that the coloured penis you chose points at the prize wall. If the penis colour you chose is pointing away from the wall then you have to suck off both of the other two penises because you lost the game. You can’t stop sucking until the paint comes off the cock.

Tyler: “oh man, the fair is in town and I really hope that I don’t have to suck those two cocks again. I hate losing when I play the Hillbilly turntable.”

by mr big daddy lover April 5, 2024

hillbilly

it is a country person that is an asshole only rude or disrespectful country people are called “hillbilly”

bob: “Sarah you ain’t worked for a cent in your life all you have is daddy’s money”

Sarah: “shut up bob you are nothing but a dirt licking bitch ass hillbilly”

by cj2k24 April 19, 2024

hillbilly wedding

When one marries there sister or brother or mother or father. At a golden corral

Damn that was a hillBilly wedding ain't they brothers and sister.

by Uncledaddy6905 July 3, 2024

hillbilly air conditioner

When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.

It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.

by J2theK13 December 7, 2024