midge

Another word for Vagina. Specifically from the South Park Episode "A Million Little Fibers" featuring Towelie, in which Oprah's vagina named Midge and her asshole named Gary plot to get her fired.

female outcry: You're not putting that thing near my midge!

insult: Aww, do you need a cup of ice water for your swollen midge?

by Kevo 42o May 2, 2006

midget earmuffs

A synonym for boobs as used by Robert Lund in the song "99 Words for Boobs".

Also known as ta-tas, titties, orbs, frontal lobes, double lattes, siamese twins...etc.

Look at that babes midget earmuffs.

by C Weiss March 29, 2008

midgets

group of suburban white women trying to be hip

Excuse me, but have you seen my midgets

by guruette December 24, 2002

Midgardsormr

A server in the MMORPG Final Fantasy XI (FFXI). Good bunch, although we have many infamous characters.

Midgardsormr? Isn't that the most expensive server? /cry

by Ramariel January 11, 2005

Midget Baby

A regular sized baby.

Look at that midget baby.

You are being a fucking midget baby!

by Dan Rather December 13, 2008

midget fist

When a woman has large erect nipples.

Wow those girls tits look like midget fists.

by earn7 March 31, 2009

One eyed midget

slang for your penis

Beating the one eyed midget

by Bunofasnich December 21, 2007