midget

The most amazing species on the world, short and cute.

"aww midget! your so adorable!"

by jadeeyx June 1, 2009

midget

a unit of measurement. 3 feet tall and 64 lbs.

I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and a half midgets

by jewcakes44 February 12, 2010

double digit midget

In jail or prison, somebody who has 99 days or less time left.

Jeff has 3 months of time left... he's a double digit midget

by Anonymousey October 27, 2006

Weed-midget

A small squeaker that is a pot head.

John: Dude, do you know Adam.

Ray: Yeah dude, that kid is really short, and he's a pot head

John: That kid is a weed-midget.

by guitarguy123 May 9, 2010

Midgeon

A unit for measuring pixels on a computer screen; there are 7.3 midgeons in a centimeter.

NOOOOO, move you mouse to the left 19 midgeons to close that fucking window!

by clavis jotey November 15, 2004

monster midget

A child with a bad disposition often wild in nature.Tend to destroy everything they come in contact with.

That monster midget broke the damn TV.

by Brandon Draper July 4, 2008

double midget penetration

sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget down and make love to another midget with the remainder of the penis.

Things got out of hand last night and i ended up commiting an act of double midget penetration with Ivy and Dot, you know, the two old ladies from across the street, boy do i regret it now...

by Iva Penis March 1, 2007