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Kickass-o-meter

a scale that measures how kickass someone or something is. Normally used when an already cool person does something awesome, normally followed by applause.

Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.
Me- dude look at the gym teacher.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.
by MaximumOverdrive March 28, 2009
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methed

Where one exaggerates the illegal use of methamphetamines in a facesious manner to imply their savage-like marijuana smoking.
Yo, i'm so fucking methed out man.

Down to meth out?

When's the last time you methed dude?
by fuckyallnigges October 28, 2015
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feeding the meter

"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."
by Steven March 8, 2009
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Feeding the Meter

the process of inserting american quarters in to anus of your partner during intercourse
Dude, I was feeding the meter so much last night I could have been in her for like six hours
by Bufferhead May 30, 2011
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mather

a whore gets screwed when she pregnant and it lines up perfectly!... the resulting child in a child is a mather
by friskyaxe September 21, 2005
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kim mathers

Eminems.ex.wife.
mother.and.aunt.to.three.little.girls.
coke.head.
bisexual.slut.
dirty.white.trailer.trash.

Motto: "Rehab is for quitters"
by L January 3, 2005
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Methead

Met (Meteorology) + head (person who enjoys)
An enthusiast of meteorology, especially related to forecasting the weather.
Someone who gets excited when the weather turns or becomes threatening.
He just installed a weather station outside- what a methead!
by Vanspades November 1, 2018
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