1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
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Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm
*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!
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Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!
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Get the Line Merchant mug.of or describing an MLB the Show player who uses zone hitting and plays the game by trying to just match the PCI to the ball every pitch instead of actually playing like a real baseball player might play.
Most Twitch streamers are PCI merchants.
by Soccersux July 27, 2022
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The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.
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To share a place to sell products and merchandise with other merchants.
A term used for persons who share a space to sell products or merchandise (like co-working).
Short form = Co-Merching or Co-Merch
To share a place to sell products and merchandise with other merchants.
A term used for persons who share a space to sell products or merchandise (like co-working).
Short form = Co-Merching or Co-Merch
I will co-merchandise my products at the new shop Make 'Ur Merch.
I will co-merch my products in the new shop on the corner.
Antinette is co-merching her products at the new co-merchandising shop.
I will co-merch my products in the new shop on the corner.
Antinette is co-merching her products at the new co-merchandising shop.
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Has no shooting, Unfixable Jumpshot and Negative handles
Has no shooting, Unfixable Jumpshot and Negative handles
by yoMeelo September 6, 2022
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