Mental Sploosh

When you get so confused to the point of having orgasms, and throwing up. (trust me, ive seen it happen)

Timmy: Ah....Damn fuckin math problem

Me: No! Dont do it!

Timmy: AaaaaaAAAH! Huerallllgh....

Me: Dont fuckin Mental Sploosh....!

Mental Sploosh by Tucksta March 23, 2011

Mental Cigaret 

for those who dont smoke but still like to relax after sex

(AFTER SEX) man rolls over on back staring at the ceiling with a straight face.
woman says whats wrong?
mans says nothing takes a deep breath then speaks " Nothing Sweet Thang just smoking a mental cigaret"

Mental Cigaret by flamboyant21211144 April 7, 2011

mental dwarf 

Mental dwarf is a closed minded who thinks everybody else is an idiot.

He thinks his teacher is a mental dwarf for giving him low marks.

mental dwarf by UzeUrMind July 12, 2016

Mental Discharge 

When someone lets their emotions out in a poem, song, or video.

“Bro... Did you see the Mental discharge video Peter made?”
“Yeah... I feel bad for him. He’s going through a lot.”

Mental Discharge by CGM902 June 7, 2018

Mental sanity 

The thing PJ Thompson doesn’t have

Pj what’s your mental sanity level

Non existent

Mental sanity by The Russian man April 19, 2019

Mental midget 

Small minded person. Psycho. Stalker.

Stacy Kendell is a mental midget.

Mental midget by BossBitch79 December 1, 2019

Mental Masturbation 

Manipulating usually flirtatiously yet without doing any actual sexual acts in order to get what you want.

AKA: ‘Hoeing without using your holes’

Just send a pretty girl to go scoop up that check. He won’t tell her no...
#mental masturbation

Mental Masturbation by FreakyFelonFriday February 6, 2021