Maximum Altitude

Term for when somebody has reached the physical or mental peak of being high, namely on marijuana. Reaching Maximum-Altitude means that a person cannot/will not smoke anymore because they believe they can't possibly get any higher.

"Dude we've smoked 7 bowls, wanna go for an eighth?"
"No way. I'm at Maximum Altitude, I can barely move."

by The Guru of Ganja November 1, 2013

Maximus Bro

If you have one you'll know. Your Maximus Bro is the broiest bro you have and when you're together it's time to fuck shit up and party. Class dismissed.

Bro 1: hey bro, what's up
Bro 2: not much. High five?
Bro 1: fuck yeah mofo.
*SMACK* (Earth stopping five between two Maximus bros)

by Phil, Archon of Death July 17, 2014

Maximum Intensity Helicopter

The art of spinning your dick so fast you fly threw the window leaving your girl empty handed but you'll feel like you've accomplished somthing in your kinky life

The Maximum Intensity Helicopter is probably the most outrageous thing I ever did, and I'm proud of it

by SenpaiWillNeverNoticeYou March 18, 2015

Maximum logistical space

The area needed to preform important actions, such as watching Netflix, eating food, and taking a SHIT.

We created maximum logistical space for the car ride to Vermont.

by Oxnard-dictionary's March 13, 2016

Maximus chunk

A boy who looks like he lives behind a dumpster and is greasy

That boys a maximus chunk

by Alfiet33 October 25, 2016

maximus unicornus

A female name used for someone who hates unicorns but has a cool nickname.

Look, that's Maximus Unicornus. You know, the one who likes food and swears a lot?

by m.e.m.e.s December 2, 2016

maximum borkdrive

When a doggo uses up his 2 borks a day and accidentally borks a 3rd time and switches int maximum borkdrive.

A: What is that doggo doing?
B: He switched into maximum borkdrive!

by Neger fra grønland March 30, 2017