tow mater

A red neck hillbilly from North Carolina who enjoys using the word "noob" as an insult.

Did Tow Mater just flip the table again?

by Pippikins January 21, 2017

Matercan

A womans vaginal section.

I can't help that she wants me to put my nun-chuck in her "Matercan"

by Bama the knife March 7, 2009

Maternimalize

1. To tell one or several orphans a "Yo Mama Joke"

2. Insult the mother of an individual who does not have a mother or does not know his or her mother

Inconsiderate Person: Yo mama is so stupid, she thought inertia was the black girl that lived down the street!

Orphan: I have no mother. *sobs*

Bystander: Wow that dude just maternimalized that kid

by a beatboxer March 28, 2010

Maternimony

Marriage due to an accidental pregnancy; Marriage because the wife is pregnant.

Ron and Steph entered into a blissful state of maternimony just a couple weeks before the baby was due.

by Doodledude May 25, 2010

matesurbating

Mutually masturbating a friend (mate)

Dude, did you hear? I walked in on Steve & Dave matesurbating

by neoDiggity August 3, 2010

Mastersnorting

to masturbate and ejaculate into your nose while sniffling

The man was Mastersnorting and almost choked.

by dopeyyy January 3, 2011

mastersesh

the ultimate uninterruptable masturbation session

i locked the door, turned off the lights and threw on some quality internet porn. not even julius would be able to interrupt this mastersesh.

mastersesh? masterbest!

by yourname.001 March 5, 2011