wanna have matching profile pictures?

A small way of telling people that you wanna bang

wanna have matching profile pictures?
hell yes

by 42069ultimateholdersex April 3, 2021

Malchy

An alcoholic slut who drinks and then makes out with somebody when alcohol is still in their mouth.

"That malchy didn't even finish her gin and tonic before making out with me!"

"Her gin and tonic mixed with my rum and coke and now I'm nauseous."

by Ashley R July 22, 2007

Matched out

When you've attempted the whole online dating thing (Match.com seemingly the most popular) and become worn out by the process.

I deleted my profile after going out with yet another lunatic. I need a break - I'm matched out.

by SqueakySilentK January 5, 2009

Cage Match

Competition against your opponent to post pictures of Nicolas Cage in unsuspecting places.

Inspired by a "Cage Match" posted on Imgur between a mother and her daughter

Use of images from the subreddit: r/onetruegod (All Hail Nicolas Cage!) is strongly encouraged.

I've had an Cage match going on between me and my buddy for a long time, he made my shit my pants when I went to the bathroom and there was a picture of him on each piece of toilet paper.

by kahn9891 May 6, 2013

Matching Set

This is pretty much the pearl necklace but you also have to give her 2 earring...cum on her earlops.

Don't forget to give that chick a matching set

by brightangel91 May 24, 2009

Matcha

A Discord Server meant for chatting and meeting new friends. Open to everyone. Part of the e-Chat Server Group consisting of over 150,000 members at the time of writing. 2/3/2019

Join it by googling "Matcha Discord Server" on Google!

Did you join Matcha?
I was chilling on Matcha the other day.

by FakeCriz February 2, 2019

Matchyou Peachyou

A Peruvian friendship/romance service dat guarantees dat you will find a "sweet-tasting-fuzzy-skinned-fruit-with-a-ridged-pit"-level partner.

I'm told dat Matchyou Peachyou has been in existence for well over 500 years, so hopefully by now they know a thing or two about their local ladies, and thus they would be very good about determining how to find a perfect blinky-eyed cuddle-companion for just about any dude.

by QuacksO July 23, 2021