Clean someone else's manatee

Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:

Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?

Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?

by Larryisalampost July 26, 2021

Pop a Malteser

To kill oneself using means of drugged sweets
To avoid a problem

A man gives you slightly warm maltesers and you question why they are warm

When you’re tired of a situation, the option is there

Ah yeah, Johnny, did you not hear? He popped a malteser last week

This coffee shop makes me wanna pop a malteser

by Barney_the_dinosaur November 23, 2021

the sloppy maltese

When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.

yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"

by anonymous April 23, 2022

Flopped the manatee

when someone really messes up/makes a huge mistake

“Wow, he really flopped the manatee when he didn’t stop to ask for directions.”

by wplemony October 22, 2023

Portland Blue Manatee

The act of fucking a fat chick with blue hair and a septum piercing in the ocean.

Paul: Jeff took Meg down to the beach.

Ernie: Oh, the classic Portland Blue Manatee
Paul: Yeah, Jeff likes to felch em'
*Turns on Riding dirty by Chamllionaire*
Ernie: He's one sick motherfucker

by TheBigGrease January 13, 2026

The Big Boss AKA the Manatee

The Big Boss otherwise known as the Manatee is literally the strongest person on the planet. He can also scare anyone and is as fast as a fast car, so I'll leave the rest of it to your imagination. Also he can have you fed to bees. Nobody knows how he does it. Also hates commies.

"Hey, you don't want to mess with The Big Boss AKA the Manatee, or you'll end up fed to the bees"

"ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE MANATEE, YOU SHOULDN'T CAUSE HE'S AS FAST AS A FAST CAR"

by My Posses on Broadway February 28, 2014

St. Malatius the Confessor

St. Malatius the confessor a Learned and meek man (also known as the patriarch of Antioch) was ordained a bishop in Sebastian in the year 357 A.D. he left because the rudeness of the people, after he left he lived a solitary life but unexpectedly in the year 360 A.D. he was ordained Partiarch. Also this saint was know for resisting the Arians and excommunicating them even when they wished to slander him was exiled to his return till 378 A.D. then in 381 A.D. St. John Chyrosotom was exeedingly glad for st. Malatius and declared a feast and was with great honor. May his prayers be with us and Glory be to God forever Amen.

On the 18th day of the Blessed day of Amshir of the Saint St. Malatius the Confessor (must put the following being defined

by God loves the cheerful giver February 27, 2026