maggot dick

White men's penis size...resembles an actual maggot. White and small.

Woman: "I can't feel anything!"
White man: "Huh, but I'm inside of you??"
Woman: Get off me, maggot dick!"

by SexyGal10 January 21, 2010

maggot

tiny, pimple-like penis.

hhmm sweetie... i didn't know you're hiding a maggot in there.

by CyberJake August 15, 2005

magget

adj. overly inebriated

He went drinking and got magget.
I am so magget.

by AOS June 5, 2005

Gift of the Magi

Origin: Those nasty scat loving Germans. As once performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.

Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass.

Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.

by Brett Herron November 9, 2008

Maggie

Mikes Girl Friend!

Girl 1: Did you hear Maggie is dating Mike?
Guy 1: Yeah, everybody wants him.
Guy 2: Including me!
Girl 2: I wish I was a Maggie!

by Margaret Thompny September 24, 2011

Saggy Maggie

when you give or receive a blow job, but the receiver does not have a erection of the penis

"Dude this chick gave me a Saggy Maggie last night"

"What, you can't get a boner or something?"

"SHUT UP!"

by shaggwire10 April 15, 2012

milk maggot

a comeback to call a white person when they call you a blackie.

Emily: "Move blackie"
Nariyah: "I'm not listening to a milk maggot!"

by xviviana January 20, 2021