Jack Mormon

A non-practitioner of the Mormon faith, aka LDS. One who was “born” into the Mormon faith, but persists with their “sinful” habits and addictions (such as Jack Daniels liquor). Popular in the Southwestern U.S.

Don’t let Keith fool you. His whole family are all “Jack Mormons.” They are at the casino drinking every weekend.

by BigDude828 August 10, 2018

mormon dating

Two mormons under the age of 16 who are attracted to each other but aren't "dating". Everyone knows they are a thing.

Tilly and Cora are totally mormon dating.

by algebrarox February 19, 2017

Mormon the Frog

A mystical creature that gives you minecraft superpowers

Holy shit thank you Mormon the Frog for helping me win ranked skywars

by bobrossfan March 22, 2019

Faithless Mormon

A "faithless elector" from Utah in the US Electoral College.

Person 1: Did you hear that an elector from the state of Utah voted at the electoral college for someone that Utah did not vote for?

Person 2: That person must be a Faithless Mormon, I can't think of any other reason to why they would do that.

by MST3K I like November 25, 2020

Mormon Beth

A person who has sexual relations with a member of their immediate family

She had sex with her Brother, the Mormon Beth

by The big person 55555 May 13, 2019

Mormon Food

The food that Mormons eat.

Yo did you see Tyler and his family eating that Mormon Food.

by Yoshi23805 June 29, 2017

mormon purgatory

1. The place non-mormons go when they die while waiting for their baptism to enter mormon heaven.

So I was hitting it from behind with this mormon chick and I pull out and she says "You're going to hell for wasting your cum"
"No I'm going to mormon purgatory because I'm not mormon."

by Chronoshorse December 07, 2020