measurebation

To derive pleasure from obtaining or analyzing measurements

Joe: I think it needs to go three millimeters your way...
Frank: Stop that measurebation, just set it down!

by oggfile June 11, 2008

Meast's Beasts

An angry fantasy football team, whose shitty record year after year comes from endless ass whippings and torment by more formidable fantasy teams. You'll see this team vent frustrations on fantasy football message boards, usually using words like "cobra", "seabiscuit", and "weenie".

Meast's Beasts has a real shitty team this year.

by FANTASYKILLA November 22, 2004

Meadow Mews

A shopping centre owned by the crashing company Centro populated with shops that don't suit the demographic. As a result, the bogan and loser clientele that populate the centre often come at odds with the shop-keepers, who are usually bad-tempered and often incompetent.

Meadow Mews is such a shithole - so glad I don't work there anymore.

or

I bet you hang out at Meadow Mews

by spabath January 15, 2008

Meard

A moustache that connects with a beard.

That guy has an awesome meard.

by Ella Vator March 26, 2011

Mead

Mead is an alternative term for water and can be paired to anything liquid and consumable.
Dairy Mead being milk
Poison Mead being milk
Solid Mead being Ice.
Tead being Tea
C'eed being coffee
Potato starch extract mead being Vodka, and so on

And actual Mead (Honey-Wine) is known as water.

Sach: "I've got anti-mead mouth"
Conor:" Head have some mead to quench your thirst"

by Lieutenant Colonel Mead August 23, 2011

Mead

NOT A DRINK; but a sexy kind of marymounter

"yo' that not cool man"

by Emily December 3, 2004

mead

A honey-based alcoholic drink from medieval times, often drank today by nerds who play Warhammer, medieval re-enactment knights who think they're actually living in the middle ages, and goths with an interest in both areas.

Here now, who wants a serving of mead? I'm sorry, we have no beer or vodka within these walls. Just mead. Pass me your goblet and I'll pour you some.

by Grazzl March 3, 2004