Way better than Adam, a dick that puts men to shame and wets ever vagina within a mile... (also super rich)
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The City replaced that awesome busted sidewalk on Summit so now we're skating the Columbus Park DIY skatepark, those old sidewalk lifters seem to be doing better with the wider green space.
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Leslie and me stopped there Netflix and chill 20 minutes in for a mostly healthy popcorn snack - but loaded that double bottomed stainless steel non stick clear lidded stovetop popping appliance so full we got a lid lifter!
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Guy 2 "Go talk to Sam he's an Enlightened Lifter"
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Get the Oh Great Messiah William Lester mug.The term used to illustrate what happens when a person uses Listerine and immediately proceeds to perform fellatio.
Young male: Wait, wait! Before you do that, could you go rinse with Listerine?
Young female: What the fuck? You think my breath stinks? You think I have herpes? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Young Male: No, no! I just thought we could spice things up a bit, you know?
Young Female: What? I don't give good enough head? I'm fuckin' breaking up with you right now. We are done.
(she gets out of bed, starts to get dressed)
Young Male: You give great head! You could suck a golf ball through garden hose!
Young Female: Oh so now I'm some dick-crazed whore? I fucking hate you.
(storms out of the room, with her bf following desparately)
Young Male: I can explain! I just read the definition of listerjob on urbandictionary.com and I thought it sounded really fun! You've got it all wrong!
Young Female: All wrong eh? You think I'm a fucking moron? I don't know why you have to be such a douchbag queerbait - wait, did you say urbandictionary.com?? I love that site!
(she smiles and seems very elated all of a sudden - clearly she's bipolar)
Young female: Okay so where's the Listerine?
Young male: (in his head) Yesssssss. (to his gf) In the bathroom sweetie!
Young female: What the fuck? You think my breath stinks? You think I have herpes? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Young Male: No, no! I just thought we could spice things up a bit, you know?
Young Female: What? I don't give good enough head? I'm fuckin' breaking up with you right now. We are done.
(she gets out of bed, starts to get dressed)
Young Male: You give great head! You could suck a golf ball through garden hose!
Young Female: Oh so now I'm some dick-crazed whore? I fucking hate you.
(storms out of the room, with her bf following desparately)
Young Male: I can explain! I just read the definition of listerjob on urbandictionary.com and I thought it sounded really fun! You've got it all wrong!
Young Female: All wrong eh? You think I'm a fucking moron? I don't know why you have to be such a douchbag queerbait - wait, did you say urbandictionary.com?? I love that site!
(she smiles and seems very elated all of a sudden - clearly she's bipolar)
Young female: Okay so where's the Listerine?
Young male: (in his head) Yesssssss. (to his gf) In the bathroom sweetie!
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