Linea Nigra is the vertical skid mark left on the chest of a woman after she gets titty fucked. This appears more commonly on smaller breasted women, as the man has to squat lower and spread his legs wider in order to facilitate the procedure. In Obstrestics & Gynecology, Linea Nigra is the name given to the dark pigmented vertical stripe, that sometimes appears on the abdomen of a pregnant woman.
by b4u8icame July 14, 2016
Get the Linea Nigra mug.The ultimate mom. She doesn't allow alcohol in the house and has only divorced one man. She always has a bag of goldfish crackers in her purse in case her kid is being annoying at church. She makes the whole family share an iPad and only get 1 hour of screen time each per day. She's works an average job, but her husband is probably a doctor so she's rich. She has somewhat of a Karen haircut, but part more in the middle. Though she's put together during the day, she has wild fantasies at night which she explores with her husband.
by Your mom Karen June 7, 2019
Get the Linda mug.A Linda is a liberal white woman who lives in an upper middle class neighborhood in a major U.S. city who, despite being the walking, talking embodiment of privilege, likes to judge others who she thinks are not appropriately woke. A Linda often drives a Subaru but is not above driving a Volvo or an Audi. Usually there is a "coexist" bumper sticker on the back that you can spot while her car is parked outside the yoga studio. Lindas are the extreme opposites of Karens in that if they see a person of color walking through the neighborhood, even if that person is carrying a crowbar and looking in car windows, a Linda will challenge anyone who thinks it's suspicious. A Linda usually feels really guilty about her privilege, but not so guilty that she'd sell her vacation home in the mountains or at the beach and donate the proceeds to charity. On the other hand, she thinks you need to check your privilege.
I'm taking my trash down to the curb the other day, and this Linda who lives on my block starts harranguing me about why don't I have a Black Lives Matter sign in my yard.
I saw a couple Lindas knitting pussy hats on a front porch the other day.
You can't even go to that Whole Foods store now. It's full of Lindas who complain that the stockers are white men.
I saw a couple Lindas knitting pussy hats on a front porch the other day.
You can't even go to that Whole Foods store now. It's full of Lindas who complain that the stockers are white men.
by Jacob's Stepladder January 25, 2021
Get the Linda mug.by thereal22 June 6, 2020
Get the Lina mug.That guy has a raised truck hes definately from yoBRO linda.
"I wanna get laid tonight!"... "Let's go to WHOREba linda."
(yorba linda)
"I wanna get laid tonight!"... "Let's go to WHOREba linda."
(yorba linda)
by kim & kristi October 17, 2008
Get the yorba linda mug.Raving lunatic, not Jewish but tries to co-opt Judaism and pretends she's a rabbi, but a "cool woke" one, so she can say anti-semitic s**t without anyone being able to call her an anti-semite.
No one:
No one at all:
Rabbi Linda Goldstein: LoOk aT mE i'M a RaBbI bUt nOt aN aCtUaL jEw. My head is far far up my own ass. I don't hold the shit talking sessions that I call "prayer" in Hebrew because it's the ZiOnIsT language, even though it's the literal language the Torah was written in and is 2000 years old. I can't correctly a
No one at all:
Rabbi Linda Goldstein: LoOk aT mE i'M a RaBbI bUt nOt aN aCtUaL jEw. My head is far far up my own ass. I don't hold the shit talking sessions that I call "prayer" in Hebrew because it's the ZiOnIsT language, even though it's the literal language the Torah was written in and is 2000 years old. I can't correctly a
by Not_another_s**t October 13, 2021
Get the Rabbi Linda Goldstein mug.lina is the definition of a cute dumb pup.
she needs love and affection 24/7 or else she'll be reeeally sad :((
she needs love and affection 24/7 or else she'll be reeeally sad :((
by domdomie September 17, 2019
Get the lina mug.