Abraham Lincoln

The dumbass who ended slavery

Jake: Dude, why is this black guy playing basketball on the TV, shouldn't he be in the field?

Nick: Nah, Abraham Lincoln ended slavery.

Jake: Fucking Lincoln!

by Adam Sobieraj July 7, 2010

abe lincoln

this one requires a little preparation. you shave your own pubes. then ya save them. at the point of load blowage you goo on the girlies face and quickly throw your pubes. BAM-- good ol' abe lincoln.

after that abe lincoln i was choking on short and curlies for DAYS!!!!!

by bean flicker July 21, 2006

Abe Lincoln

When the "male" jizzes on a woman's chin and then rips out his pubes and lovingly puts them on her jizz covered chin thus, making a beard like Honest Abe's.

Ronan gave Nicole lane an Abe Lincoln on saturday.

by rusaidmj November 16, 2006

abraham lincoln

when you jizz on someones face, cut your pubes off and put them on their face, then put a top hat on them.

why are you cutting you pubes off and putting them on my face afteryoujizzed on it?
im giving you an abraham lincoln

by jenkem110 July 9, 2009

Port Lincoln

1. A town located in the Eyre Peninsular of South Australia.
2. A "hole"

1. "Have you ever been to Port Lincoln? I hear the beach is nice in Summer."
2. "Wow man, I live in Port Lincoln." "A hole?" "Yeah man."

by ShiroChan March 7, 2011

lincoln county

A county full of women who use their children as pawns. You blink and you will miss it. You arent missing anything though.

Lets go to lincoln county and get drunk.

by Eiram Y'cats July 7, 2017

Lincoln High School

A pretty normal school in Tallahassee that would like to be left out of everyone else’s name-related drama thank you very much.

also our marching band is THE best band in the land. thank you for coming to my ted talk

Lincoln High School is the least eventful of the three big high schools in Tallahassee. And it’s down the road from *the jail*. This is how boring it is here

by Bright Yellow Bento Box March 30, 2019