Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021

Gump-limp

When you have too many boxes of chocolates and you walk with a limp because you have diabetes

"Do you have any insulin? I need to pump."
"I can tell, you got that Gump-limp."

by Cosby Sweater July 18, 2013

Limp Bizkiting

Verb - To engage in Limp Bizkiting a male should use their non erect floppy penis to roll it around in the feces spread across their partners chest.

Did you see Dave Limp Bizkiting Lisa last night? He really rolled his limpy into those brown biscuits.

by Chesty LaRoux July 28, 2021

Limp Wrist Syndrome

Phrase for Homosexual
Refers to the "Limp Wrist" commonly associated with homosexual men

Did you see what he was wearing, I think he has Limp Wrist Syndrome

by Ks67236 June 5, 2022

limp dog

Limp dog is the act of while having sex with a girl without one arm doggy-style, one pulls her one arm away making her face plant into the pillows.

Look at that one-armed chick, I bet she's into limp dogging

by Zwonka October 9, 2015

limping stud

When a mans balls are so massive from having no fear for anything or anyone in his way he limps on through causing him to be a limping stud

That guy just jumped out of a airplane to save a baby from a bear that is trying to attack it, he really is a limping stud

by Sasquatch screamer January 17, 2023

The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024