twink limp

after a twink/bottom has sex, they have a limp.

bro do you see that ?? that guy has twink limp

by anorexicwhore June 20, 2020

Going Limp

When you and your buddies are riding around in a car and the guy in the back seat throws his seat belt off. He yells "Going Limp!" as the driver makes a turn and literally goes limp flying across the back seat into the door. The driver has the option to swing the car back the other direction throwing his buddy back across the car into the other door.

Bob: Yells, "Going Limp!"
Jim: Makes a hard left, then immediately a hard right turn sending Bob flying around the backseat crashing into both door panels of his POS Aveo.

by JackDieselMFER May 19, 2019

Mental Limp

Some people have a bit of trouble with very simple tasks, they don't listen well and are probably not gonna go far in life. While people with physical limps have a bit of trouble getting by in the world, they are lucky that society is there to help; those with the mental limp are fucked for life.

I had to walk the guy through how to use the word processor, every instruction was repeated 2 or 3 times to him, I swear he had a mental limp.

by vallada August 16, 2010

psychic limp

A personality defect, neurosis or phobia that interferes with someones ability to function normally.

Jane will never be able to have an honest relationship with anyone. Her dyfuntional family and upbringing has left her with a psychic limp.

by Nato22996 October 21, 2009

Briers' Limp

Feigning an injury whilst losing at a sports game, as popularized by the pre-Tony Smith era Warrington Rugby League half-back Lee Briers.

Wire were losing away at Wakefield, so Lee reverted to the Briers' limp.

by asdasdasdasdbadbad July 2, 2011

Gump-limp

When you have too many boxes of chocolates and you walk with a limp because you have diabetes

"Do you have any insulin? I need to pump."
"I can tell, you got that Gump-limp."

by Cosby Sweater July 18, 2013

Drug limp

A limp that is acquired by one who is classified as a junkie or drugo, and having an unbelievable excuse as to the acquisition of said limp

For example, when someone sits on a knife and it stabs them in the front side if the thigh and they refuse to see a doctor resulting in a long standing drug limp

by Limping Lucy November 19, 2013