Lachtophers are the biggest bad ass motha fuckas you've ever met in your life. You don't want to fuck with these guys. Some Lachtophers are small but they pack a punch the size of a whale penis. They're also very intellectual. They spend their days pondering ponderous thoughts in the enigmatic minds in which they posses. When they're not doing that they're formulating ways to destroy their enemies.
Male: I met a guy named Lachtopher last night.
Female: Yeah? And?
Male: He was surrounded by ninjas and he killed all of them before they even got to move. He then told me what was going through his mind when he was about to strike. His thought process made me pass out.
Female: Yeah? And?
Male: He was surrounded by ninjas and he killed all of them before they even got to move. He then told me what was going through his mind when he was about to strike. His thought process made me pass out.
by Lachtopher's Master September 24, 2011
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A very annoying person. They interrupts your conversations to tell you some fact that no one cares about. They read Mein Kampf every night and masturbates to Ava Brown (Hitlers gf)
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Lachlan: move out the way Waseem, I'll show you how it's done
*tries to grind on Izzi*
Izzi: No Lachlan! what are you doing?
....xD
*tries to grind on Izzi*
Izzi: No Lachlan! what are you doing?
....xD
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