Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

the lamp starts to look weird

The term used on TikTok is used to refer to living a moment in the past that brung you comfort or made you happy, the lamp starts looking weird is sort of like your living a dream of a time when everything seemed so simple but, suddenly you realize something is off, picture your in a time that made you happy, the lamp will always be visible in the back of this fantasy, sort of just flickering and in a way you suddenly know this isn’t real. The lamp looking weird is sort of a figure of speech telling you this is all fake, your dreaming this, life will never be like this again, explaining why people use the the term in sad contexts, the sound used in these videos is “White Ferrari” By Frank Ocean.

When I wake up to them telling me how proud they are of me but, the lamp starts to look weird..

by Being sad is okay December 12, 2024

lava lamp

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).

Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.

by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021

Got all your lamps in one submarine

Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"

Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!

Roger: What'd you say to me?!

Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?

Roger: You callin' me gay?!

by Midnight Golfer February 24, 2024

manky-lamp

A person with one eye which is slightly faulty (poor vision or a twitch)

this is my mate Dave but everyone calls him manky-lamp

by bowie-lover April 25, 2013

Lamp

A device used to light up and area of a room in your house.

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by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 3, 2020