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Nose-Leaving

: a piece of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

Plural: Nose-Leavings
If I may please have a sheet of tissue to rid myself of this horrid nose-leaving that would be most appreciative. Thank you my good sir.
by babyzorilla May 13, 2009
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Nose leavings

: a piece or pieces of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

singular: Nose-Leaving
Please don't flick your disgusting nose leavings on my rug. Go get a piece of tissue.
by babyzorilla May 13, 2009
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The Leaping Egyptian

When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).
daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.
by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010
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Dusty Leavings

The horrible leftovers at the bottom of your Cereal Packet.
I had breakfast this morning and all that was left was Dusty Leavings, Yuk!
by 367squadron June 24, 2011
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Maple Leafing

When you are sure to win a game/series and miraculously choke and lose the game, defying all odds.

Source: Toronto Maple Leafs playing in game 7 of 2013 NHL Playoffs Round 1 against the Boston Bruins with 10 minutes to go and leading 4-1, and again with less than 2 minutes left and leading 4-2, start choking and lose the game and the series in OT.
"The Bruins just maple leaf'ed game 6 of the cup final! Karma's a biaaatch!"

"We've almost got this game! let's not be maple leafing it in these final minutes boys!!"
by hockey gods June 27, 2013
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Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross
by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013
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anal leaking cunt dumpster

When a man is on his period
by Faygoman420 December 22, 2015
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