Chick-fil-laid

n. (past tense) When you manage to hook up with that cute chick behind the counter of the fastest, most delicious chicken restaurant chain in the southeast. It was her pleasure.

“Dude, I just stopped for a chicken sandwich before work, and I ended up getting Chick-fil-laid!”

by Delta_Whiskey May 1, 2019

porn with the lads

A great pastime fun for all the family

Mum I’ll see you later I’m going to watch porn with the lads

by Eddusrandom March 19, 2022

Russian Landscape

The act of planting grass in a girls vagina. You must first fill it with dirt.

When I woke up, I felt something wriggling inside me. It was a worm! Someone had russian landscaped me!

by TH3 CH053N 0N3 June 11, 2009

lads

A word that is shouted with enthusiasm in response to another person, as a way of clarifying that what they have just said and/or proposed is something stereotypically masculine and loutish.

<Carl> Check the rack on that!
<Bob> Lads!!

<Carl> Hey guys, let's get pissed on lager and then go out and play rugby and then make sexist/homophobic jokes for a while and then whistle at "fit" girls in the street.
<Bob> Lads!!!!
<Carl> Lads!!

by Strach May 16, 2006

laid back

A sexual encounter from long ago.

The Pilgrims who got laid back then didn't enjoy it.

by Public School Teacher December 3, 2003

laissez-unfaire

A spin off from laissez-faire (look it up), but in this term, it means un fair.

Dude1)Dude, its my turn
Dude 2) Thats so laissez-unfaire

by WolfClaw406 January 20, 2009

Graham Laidlaw

A gorgeous man, who's fantastic in the sack.

he may rant on about weird animals or spurt snippets from history , but this is made up by his mahooosive donger !

graham laidlaw

by bootaylicious2011 January 1, 2012