Rated R. Kelly

A female that is too young to have sex with

" Man did you see that chicken head at the movies last night, I'd love to fuck the shit out of her."

"You trippin, we're 25 years old, and she's Rated R. Kelly. Go to jail if you want too."

by Von J November 29, 2007

Kelly Clarkson

Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.

Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)

Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!

by BabyFireflyyy June 17, 2009

Kelly Jane Bernier

the most amazing girl to ever walk this earth. she is amazing.

kelly jane bernier is the sex and the most amazing girl ever.

by codyjoshuacarter October 4, 2008

Kelly Clarkson

A sex move performed by a man as the top half of doggy-style intercourse. When the man feels himself on the edge of climax, he sings, "Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this!" He then knocks out the bottom with a donkey punch to the back of the head and ejaculates on his/her back.

Bro #1: Did you hear? John pulled a Kelly Clarkson on Karen and moonwalked out of the motel room! . . . She's pressing charges.

Bro #2: Karen's such a bitch.

by dragon_reborn May 20, 2017

Kelly Ann

The funniest person anyone will ever meet. She's tall, cute and usualy has a hot best friend named Jessy.

Kirby- "You know who I love?"
Lizzy- "Who, Jessy?"
Kirby- "No, Kelly Ann. But she's just as hot"
;D

by Nukkabooiloveyou May 29, 2010

Kelly Clarkson

The girl I dream about about marrying in the middle fo class. Also the girl i'm overly obssed about.

When kids ask me which celebrity i like, I say Kelly Clarkson!

by Leo Kaplowitz April 19, 2006

kelly osbourne

1.) Ozzy Osbourne's daughter
2.) Has out 2 cds (well actually 3) Shut Up/Changes, and Sleeping in the Nothing

Always has a different hair do and doesnt take shit from anybody

Person 1- Did you get Kelly Osbourne's new cd Sleeping in the Nothing?
Person 2- Yeah I did and its awesome! Kelly rocks!

by Kellys #1 Fan July 20, 2008