The classic blonde douchebag that chugs monster energy drinks, will die for his frat brothers, wears white polos with palm trees on them with pink shorts that fall at either 4 inches above the knee or halfway down the shin and birks, sings Acapella, says he listens to country music to try to impress girls with his down to earth nature and emotional capacity to love a girl even though he doesn't even know who Luke Combs is, and is a no ball-having bitch.
Four-year-old daughter trying to enjoy her time at Disneyland: Mommy, who is that man over there that looks completely tuned out of reality, singing to himself?
Mommy: Oh honey, that is just a Kyle. Don't worry about him right now, but in 14 years just be prepared to encounter 12,563 of them trying to steal ur heart even though they're just empty hearted-pussy-douchebags.
Four-year-old daughter: Yeah mommy, I can see his thong from here.
Mommy: Oh honey, that is just a Kyle. Don't worry about him right now, but in 14 years just be prepared to encounter 12,563 of them trying to steal ur heart even though they're just empty hearted-pussy-douchebags.
Four-year-old daughter: Yeah mommy, I can see his thong from here.
by HaterofallKyles July 11, 2019
by where's my juul?? May 11, 2020
by Bigbattyman123 April 17, 2019
Kyle is one of the best people you can ever meet in your life. If you come across one, keep him close. He's a person who should be cherished greatly and you should always let a Kyle know how much he really means to you. He will always be there for you to cheer you up. Never take him for granted. You will never meet someone as funny and caring as Kyle. Consider yourself lucky if you know a Kyle. If you are a Kyle, you should know that you are the best person out there. Every Kyle is unique and not all drink monster. Some Kyle's are sensitive and like to have nice calls with you and cycle crazy distances. He may also have a thing for legs but if you see his you will see why he loves legs. Kyle, you are so, so loved. Happy birthday my friend :)
"Did you see that guy over there? He gives off the most immaculate vibe ever."
"Yeah that's Kyle. He's the best cyclist I've ever seen. I'm proud to call him my best friend."
"Yeah that's Kyle. He's the best cyclist I've ever seen. I'm proud to call him my best friend."
by NightElvesAreBetterThanWorgens November 09, 2020
by Official Merriam-Webster Acc March 03, 2022
A person who punches holes in drywall and shotguns monster. Possibly not a good relationship with his father. Sensitive but acts tough. Flat brimmed hats a must
Damn it, someone drank all my monster and punched a hole in the wall, was it you Kyle
No, dad! It wasn't me!!!
No, dad! It wasn't me!!!
by Rkelly999 June 21, 2019