Knee Squeeze

recieved from another person causing a simultaneous reaction of pain and funnyness

Michael gave Vicky 20 knee squeezes on her birthday.

by Vickay L. April 4, 2009

Pie knees

Very thick, large knees that resemble a mini pie. This trait is found on "able" women. Generally these women also have haunches and cankles.

Mmmm..that big bitch is fine with her big pie knees.

by Sexy Cedes December 16, 2008

Knee Rugby

Officially the best indoor sport...ever! Played on your knees with small teams, the aim...to get past the other team to the opposite end of the living room. Things can turn especially violent so you have to be a hard ass to play it. Lets just say the telly and breakable ornaments can sometimes get in the way.

"Hey, Jim, fancy a game of knee rugby?"
"No thanks, my spine still hasnt healed from the last time."
"Ted?"
"Neh, I woldn't be much use seeing as I can only see through one eye."

by Skid_Mark May 20, 2007

Knee Slapper

Sumthing very funny and ridiculous

Thats humungous.....
Thats Wat She SAid

ROFL THATS A KNEE SLAPPER!!!

by SALKFJsalfk February 17, 2008

dirty knees

a girl that oral sex to a guy

yo, she got dirty knees!

by CivicChikk July 24, 2003

On your knees

To get down on your knees and suck his cock! Or dick, penis, or whatever.

Get on your knees. bitch!

by OldRockSongs December 9, 2008

Cone Knee

Cone Knee is a sassy, kind and sweet individual. She loves someone named RC. She loves to text RC good morning and good night, and she hates the nickname Cone Knee as she is actually named Connie. She sometimes dry texts, and she hates to let her hair down. She would rather be hanging around RC all day rather then going to school. She should hang out with me more rather then RC

Oh look, Its Cone Knee!

by Cone Knee Person February 28, 2022