Johned

Very strong, huge muscles.

Look at his muscles! He looks johned!

by Philad February 1, 2010

The John

Another name for a toilet. Other names include the porcelain throne, the potty, the chambers, and of course, the toilet.

"Whelp, I drank a liter of Mountain Dew today I better go use the john!"

by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

Johning

The act of masturbating so brutally resulting in injury or belief you may have an STD

Man, I was johning last night hard and now it burns when I pee.

by Livluvsu July 26, 2018

john

a complete bastard

Did you see John over there?
Yes, he is a BASTARD!!

by johnssidewife October 3, 2018

johns

to jones or crave/want something

buddy, i johns that girl over there

by Lightning Magg May 4, 2005

John A

Looves batman. John is the kind of person that will make every moment seem awkward. He is funny and very sweet. He is also super sexxxy even though he won't admit it. John makes you feel pretty when you feel like shit. He walks around in Batman tighty whities and sings freaking amazingly!;) he's also going to be one of your best friends!:)

no... it's John A.

by yoyoyo_14 October 21, 2011

johned

tryign to cut in line by yelling out the name john like you are looking for someone but really you are jsut cutting in line

ima john my way up to the front

damn man those kids just johned the whole line

by R()$$ April 24, 2004