John

Basically a complete faggot with no money doesn't know how to take care of cars with a small penis and has no friends at all

Wow, Johns a faggot.

by Eternal Grey November 30, 2017

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John is a very amazing friend. But he is also the weirdest guy you will ever meet. As soon as he starts a relationship he wants sex. He always talks about how he wants his girlfriend to suck him off or his girlfriend wants his deep throbbing cock inside of her tight pussy. But he will help you if you need it. He will make you feel better and yet still want to lick pussy and fuck her girlfriend at the same time. Johns typically like Addisons, Juliana’s, and Priya’s.

Ayyyy that’s John. My aggin!!

by Lickdaddy May 3, 2019

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John

won't let anyone, anything stop him from what he wants when he knows what he wants (!)

quite shy but deeply loving. a shame only very few will ever be able to enjoy his layered depths.
hardcore trust issues due to his past combined with his personality.
His willingness to learn and sacrifice is a sight to behold.
Also playful, mean, likes to tease who he likes and who likes him, runs away when emotionally challenged or when boner is arriving.

John. its something i enjoy writing.

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John: "sorry, i don't date retarded lesbians."

by Krkič February 5, 2020

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