Badger Job

To get a young girl hooked on hard drugs, and then use her the blackmail senior politicians into handing over govt. secrets.

The Professionals, Season 1 episode 2 of 23 "The Female Factor" Doyle: "Looks like a proper Badger Job..."

by Musical Man October 6, 2011

east omaha job

Junking cars while your family lives on welfare.

If it wasn't for welfare Dickys' kids would starve, he would rather have an east omaha job than a regular job. The average east omaha job pays $1.00 an hour plus all you can steal.

by knowman April 3, 2008

Sith Job

When a sexy female Sith Lord locks eyes with you from across the room and manually stimulates your genitals to the point of orgasm using only the force!

WOW... there I was... just sitting at the bar... when I looked up and saw a straight dime piece. She was staring right back at me... "our eyes locked, and in the moment I swear that we had sex" that chick must dabble in the dark arts of the force! I literally had to go to the bathroom after that "Sith job" and ditch my boxers. After I came out of the bathroom she had vanished. It's probably a good thing though, I'm pretty sure I couldn't handle a true Sith Lord between the sheets!

by Shubacabra March 13, 2011

Asian Basket Job

A sexual act involving a basket suspended from the ceiling in a manner than allows for it to spin. The basket has a hole in the bottom. A small framed, petite woman(usually Asian) is folded in half and placed in the basket with her vagina over the whole. A man lies down on a table directly below the basket and inserts his penis into the woman's vagina. A third person then spins the basket until the male achieves sexual release.

Bob: Dude, that girl was tiny.

Tim: Yeah man, I'd really like to get an asian basket job from her!

by Leroy McGillicuddy April 7, 2010

hair job

A hand job given by a female with long, soft hair. The female drapes her long silky hair around the males erection and proceeds with a normal hand job.

She must've had a hell of a time untangling her hair after that hair job last night.

by eerie February 19, 2005

bro job

Oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. Abbrev: brohj

"So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?"

"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."

by Freddie Cougar December 28, 2005

Blow Job

The giving or receiving of a large hit of meth from a long "V" shaped tube. The "giver" starts by taking a big hit which he in turn blows through the tube all the while keeping the fire on the meth and blowing more meth into the "receivers" waiting mouth, until they can take no more. May cause you to drop to a knee. Keep in mind that should one fall after receiving a Blow Job, the five second rule does apply. After numerous hits from the Blow Job tube it then becomes a Jo Blob

I stopped by for a Blow Job before work and will have no problem working my double shift now.

by spagakked gal January 20, 2010