jelly baby

when a man ejaculates in a woman's anal canal and a blob of semen secretes out during a bowel movement.

My wife came home from work today to tell me that last night's anal sex left her with a jelly baby.

by Bigg Eddo May 13, 2005

Truffle jelly

The placing of ones penile instrument into an anus of a female companion whilst she is menstruating. Then removing said penis from said anus and placing it in her vagina, leaving truffle butter to coat with menstruation making a thick jelly.

Hey Jimmy remember that truffle bunny I scooped up at the club last night was on her rag when we got back to the crib. So she said she was down for anal so I stepped it up and made some truffle jelly!!!

by #GAINS March 13, 2015

Jelly Bracelets

These are so stupid i dont understand y ppl think they are tru cuz now girlz are afraid 2 wear them cuz of sick stupid boiz. Until a lady came and talked about them to mi class no1 had any idea that they were even sex related now ppl make up definitions 4 colors 2 scare the guelz who wear 'em they are so0o0o0o0 stupid
~vbshawty2oo9

i cant even wear them without being made fun of

by maggie December 17, 2003

jelly preserver

A very close friend that one would call upon in a time of need.

"money or murder, you my n***a, my jelly preserver. Ima ride, baby till the judge give me a verdict". Lil Wayne - Tha Mobb - The Carter 2

by Big Bruce Texas June 25, 2009

jelly bracelets

just normal rubber bracelets which i wear as a fashion and with the meaning both.. quiet cool!

red - lap dance
black - a good bang! ;)
blue - oral sex

and so on!!

by evil o February 7, 2004

jelly beans

Ronald Reagan's favorite snack. Also the method used by his administration to make his mouth move in the later years of his administration when his brain was "off."

Give him some Jelly Beans and then I'll do the voice over while he's chewing.

by Are2Dee2 October 22, 2010

Jelly Head

A Jealous Person, so jealous they have their own name.

Reasons to use: If someone is being overly jealous you have the right to let them know that they are being a jelly head.

Mitch: Hey I just won the power ball!!!

Johnny: Playing the lottery is stupid, I work for everything I do not collect hand outs

Mitch: You're such a Jelly Head haha yeaa im in it to win it.

by Mitch Brown August 25, 2011