Jade

Jade is the type of girl you fall in love with at first sight and even wait years to make sure everything is perfect. She’ll steal your heart and cherish it. This is a person everyone would dream about dating and stare at in the halls of school. She’s just filled with joy and positivity that keeps you going. She sings for you and sleeps on call with you and, Attempts, to play oboe. Jade is such an amazing person, especially if her birthday is 5/28. She is short. But that’s okay because she’s literally perfect. This ones a keeper right there! Get yourself an Jade and have wonderful late night calls all the time! Don’t be a goof and keep her happy, because you’ll never find another person quite like Jade.

N: Hey didn’t you say you found someone named Jade?

C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.

N: Why is she so short bro?

C: Why are you so damn fine bro?

N: Oh.

by Grogg76 March 8, 2022

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Jade is a very beautiful person, every time you are with her she makes you feel more than happy. she extraordinary and awesome she has a gorgeous face and her style no one can compete with. she’s independent and can get out of toxic relationships very easy. She knows what to see in a guy and is athletic she’s smart and very funny you look at her and you feel like you are going to die over how sexy she is. in conclusion to all the boys out there i don’t know what you can’t see in her. if you don’t have a jade in your life then go find one at the end of the day “jade” is a adjective

girl: i want a friend like jade
boy: she’s so pretty

by teamwheel March 21, 2022

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