Derek

a man with asda bags made of steel

derek smacked my ass with his asda bags

by bumbumlord February 16, 2023

Derek

A white guy who goes to Mexico without knowing any Spanish what so ever.

"Man, Chad was a real Derek when he went to Mexico."

by Lt. Overlord February 12, 2022

Pulling a Derek

Pulling a Derek means you delete something precious belonging to someone else which they spent hours and hours of their time on.

I'm going to be Pulling a Derek on Dog tonight!

by DoggoV2 April 20, 2019

Derek

The richest best friend among your best friends

Derek-The richest friends but never buys any expensive shit

by DerekisAsian November 21, 2021

Derek

A guy who may be strait but sucks a lot of dick he might have a lot of male friends but when he looks in your eyes he will take you home and suck your dick

Derek will live you for dick

by A guy named Derek November 18, 2019

derek

A nerdy autistic, and yet somehow a funny dude. Knows where to tickle you when you feel down and upset.

This guy right here is fo'sho a Derek.

My boy Derek is here to make you feel happy.

by BigSmoke_Lover69420 February 13, 2018

Derek Clements

september 28 1781, during the battle yorktown the british were becoming desperate, so they pulled out their main players 21 savage and quandale dingle, so the americans pulled out their secret weapon, Derek Clements. Derek's speed blitzed quandale and he got behind and used the half-boned chicken wing suplex on him breaking his neck, winning the war for America, making Derek a American legend.

Derek Clements also stands for Derek Entering male rectums

by ITStotallynotderek May 3, 2022