Inverted flipper

When you have a erection so hard that it is bent backwards
like Flipper the Dolphin

Girl you make my Dick so hard it looked like Inverted Flipper coming out of the sea

by Frobbie March 8, 2010

inverse specificity law

A natural law that dictates that the depth and accuracy of your task description is inversely proportional to the importance of the task. You will be given a ten-page written specification on preparing an invitation for five customers to come to morning coffee, a tax audit report will be requested in an email consisting of a single paragraph, while a request to revise the organization's entire cost structure will be delivered verbally in a single sentence.

CEO: Bernie, our database manager left and we need a report of all customers who bought semi-spleeted widgets in the northwest region since the beginning of the month. There's a potentially fatal fault and we need to do a product recall.
Bernie: Sure, right away! What's the product code for semi-spleeted widgets, and what's the region code?
CEO: Dunno. The database manager left. But it's all in the database. Just do it.
Bernie: Hmmm... the inverse specificity law indicates that this task must be critically important!

by Terrible Tadpole June 3, 2010

inverse blumpkin

The remix of the classic blumpkin. This take is when the girl is taking a shit (which is rumored to happen occasionally, believe it or not) and is giving a guy a blowjob at the same time.

Sally is very efficient with her time. She gives inverse blumpkins every morning to her boyfriend while planning out the rest of her day.

by mrshermykins January 11, 2011

inversion

a form of the alphabet where it is inverted half way through
therefore

a b c d e f g h i j k l m
z y x w v u t s r q p o n

so a=z g=t s=h

the result is always in capitals

with inversion colin becomes XLORM

by XLORM December 30, 2011

Inverted Oreo

When a guy has a 4 some with a woman of colour and two women of white ethnicity.

Will had an inverted oreo with 3 women.

by wardly November 3, 2020

Asian Inverse Dragon

When an Asian girl cuts off your foreskin burns it then staples it back on.

Yo dawg, did you hear Marquette got an Asian Inverse Dragon last night!

by ThreeIdiots February 7, 2015

Dante's inferno

Using vapor rub in place of lubricant prior to intercourse so as to create an intense burning sensation in the genital area. A one sided experience if the vapor rub is used on the outside of a condom

'Haven't seen Janet for a while, do you know where she's been?'

'You won't be seeing her any more since I surprised her with Dante's inferno'

by theDoublefish September 28, 2015