Instagramarrhea

When someone posts way too many pictures on Instagram at one one time, burying everyone else's photos.

Oh man, whenever I go on Instagram, @therealronmatters always has a bad case of Instagramarrhea, posting way too many pictures, and it takes forever to find anyone else's photos.

by No Doy September 1, 2012

Instagrammer

Instagrammer simply means a person who gets on Instagram. Better used for a person who gets on often or is obsessive over insta.

Your such an instagrammer. Every time I'm with you your on Instagram!

by Mekakitty cullen June 21, 2014

Instagrasm

An orgasm that is reached when masturbating to images on Instagram.

"I was looking at her feed and I was like, I'm about to have an Instagrasm right now!"
"I had an Instagrasm looking at Scarlett Johansson's last post!"

by death2lois March 21, 2017

instafamy

Somebody resorting to desperate/sorry measures to attract Instagram followers

Struggling for new followers she abandoned her saucy-cycling-feed and brazenly took all her kit off to achieve instafamy!

by Bainksy December 18, 2018

Insta-Gram

When you call your coke dealer and ask him to hook you up in a hurry.

My Boy said it would cost us an extra $20 to make it an "Insta-Gram" this time.

by Chubbalicious January 13, 2015

instagasm

1) Verb: To instantaneously and uncontrollably jizz in one's pants upon the thought, mention, sight, presence, brief musings, discussion, pondering, or stalking of a person, place where person hangs out, or thing the person likes, loves, or maybe looked sideways at.... or maybe he or she just thinks about it... maybe... you will find out.... you must find out!

2) Noun: An act of instantaneously, and uncontrollably jizzing in one's pants as a result of the aforementioned reasons.

Girl 1: So I heard you saw Terry Hatcher yesterday.. She's so pretty!

Girl 2: OMG yeah I know, my ex-boyfriend always used to tell me how she was such an instagasm (it's part of why we broke up, can't have my man chasing another woman).

Girl 1: What's an instagasm?

Girl 2: Look it up on urban dictionary, duh!

by Weird People (in a good way) March 24, 2009

Instagrammie

A trendy grandmother who has a lot of cool pictures of her grandchild(ren). Derived from "grammie" informal for "grandmother" and popular photography app Instagram.

Terri has a really cute granddaughter and such cute pics of the two of them together. She's a cool Instagrammie.

by Surfingprincess October 7, 2012